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Windass refers to when a user on an internet message board posts news late or repeats a post made earlier by another user.
It originates from the banrsleyfc.org.uk message boards when rumours of him signing for barnsley were being posted by several people days and even weeks after it had already been posted. 'Dean Windass, 5 match ban' is another form which originates from posters again reporting old news of Mr Windass being given a 5 match ban.
You've been Windassed
Windass by DeanWindass July 7, 2008
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n. The source of anything presented as fact that sounds unverified, unbelievable or otherwise devoid of fact.

Adj. Anyone who over-quotes internet based "knowledge exchanges", like Wikipedia, Wikianswers, Answers.com, etc.
Noun
Son: Dad, Tiësto is bigger than Elvis!
Dad: Where'd you pull that from, your Wikiass?

Adjective:
Guy #1: Dude, Steve Jobs was the greatest inventor-genius of all time. He's been cited as primary or co-inventor on 241 patents in the US Patent Office.
Guy #2: How do you even know that?
Guy #1: Answers.com! And did you know Steve Wozniak is worth about $6.2 Billion?
Guy #3 (under his breath): What a Wikiass.
Wikiass by jjbooya October 10, 2012

Dom Windass 

A form of CBT torture in where a man has iron nails hammered into his balls and then is forced to push out a fart and if he doesn’t the nails get hammered in more.
Are you ready for your Dom Windass appointment.
Dom Windass by Ballsuckingpriest1337 September 1, 2021

josh windass 

sexiest football player EVER people call him arrogant but they just jealous of his confidence
barry bannan: windass you are so confident and amazing I love you

josh windass: I know
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026