When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.
by Lil licker November 1, 2013
Get the Jewholemug. by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009
Get the Jewholemug. by Insanity Rowe August 20, 2008
Get the Jewholemug. an extrordinarily tight sphincter or rectum.
a rectum considered to be practically inpenetrable by most standards
a rectum considered to be practically inpenetrable by most standards
Yo man, I wuz banging the bitch and went back door, but she had the worst caes of jewhole I ever saw. That sphinkie was so tight, I couldn't slide a toothy pick in the bitch!
by Hugh JaLoad October 14, 2005
Get the jewholemug. A descriptive term used to identify cheap bastards who hold onto any cash or cash-worthy item with the ultra strong grasp of a gay virgin's first butt plugging. These individuals will often put money before friends. A hole into which money falls into and is never seen again. JewHole.
Jay- "Hey Paco, the pizza's here. We all pitched in- where's your 5 bucks?"
Paco- "oh, i'll pay you later"
Jay- "oh that Paco is such a JewHole".
Paco- "oh, i'll pay you later"
Jay- "oh that Paco is such a JewHole".
by jason strycharz & lucia pelayo January 14, 2009
Get the JEWHOLEmug. A Jewhole is a loophole that Jewish people employ, so they do not perform an "act of work" on the Sabbath or Shabbat, which is the Jewish day of rest.
Orthodox Jewish Wife: It's almost Midnight, we cannot put our groceries in the fridge, it's already the Sabbath.
(Opening a fridge often switches on the light inside, and switching on a light is considered an act of work that is prohibited by Jewish Law.)
Orthodox Jewish Husband: That's why we have Jewholes.
Orthodox Jewish Wife: What do you mean?
Orthodox Jewish Husband: I will just ask our Christian neighbour to come over and open our fridge for us.
(Opening a fridge often switches on the light inside, and switching on a light is considered an act of work that is prohibited by Jewish Law.)
Orthodox Jewish Husband: That's why we have Jewholes.
Orthodox Jewish Wife: What do you mean?
Orthodox Jewish Husband: I will just ask our Christian neighbour to come over and open our fridge for us.
by Ookamiverse July 29, 2024
Get the Jewholemug.