Jewhole 

When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.

Holy shit! I just got fu**ed of the jewhole...it hurt!

Jewhole by Lil licker November 1, 2013

Jewhole 

A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.

Jewholes ruin the world.

Jewhole by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

jewhole 

an extrordinarily tight sphincter or rectum.
a rectum considered to be practically inpenetrable by most standards

Yo man, I wuz banging the bitch and went back door, but she had the worst caes of jewhole I ever saw. That sphinkie was so tight, I couldn't slide a toothy pick in the bitch!

jewhole by Hugh JaLoad October 14, 2005

Jewhole 

Hole of a jewish person, Anus, asshole of someone of jewish descent or background.

I am going to kick you in the JEWHOLE.

Jewhole by Insanity Rowe August 20, 2008

JEWHOLE 

A descriptive term used to identify cheap bastards who hold onto any cash or cash-worthy item with the ultra strong grasp of a gay virgin's first butt plugging. These individuals will often put money before friends. A hole into which money falls into and is never seen again. JewHole.

Jay- "Hey Paco, the pizza's here. We all pitched in- where's your 5 bucks?"

Paco- "oh, i'll pay you later"

Jay- "oh that Paco is such a JewHole".

JEWHOLE by jason strycharz & lucia pelayo January 14, 2009

Jewhole 

A Jewhole is a loophole that Jewish people employ, so they do not perform an "act of work" on the Sabbath or Shabbat, which is the Jewish day of rest.

Orthodox Jewish Wife: It's almost Midnight, we cannot put our groceries in the fridge, it's already the Sabbath.

(Opening a fridge often switches on the light inside, and switching on a light is considered an act of work that is prohibited by Jewish Law.)

Orthodox Jewish Husband: That's why we have Jewholes.

Orthodox Jewish Wife: What do you mean?

Orthodox Jewish Husband: I will just ask our Christian neighbour to come over and open our fridge for us.

Jewhole by Ookamiverse July 29, 2024

Jew Hole 

A random bit of (alleged) storage space. Most of the time they take the form of an extra closet that's big enough to fit at least three people but has no shelves.

They can also be smaller spaces that one must crawl into and around in, once inside.

Guy 1: Dude, this closet is huge, but why doesn't it have anywhere to put stuff? And why is there a tiny door in the back?

Guy 2: Oh, those're just the Jew Holes.

Jew Hole by TheMollyZ July 17, 2012