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Cock Pillow 

1. a pillow with a rooster embroidered on it

2. a pillow on which to rest your cock after masturbation or sex
"man I had such rough sex I needed to use my cock pillow for the first time in years"

Cock Pillow 

A Synonym for Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, Box, The Beef Curtain, U get it..
I rest my dick in a nice, lovely cock pillow every night before bed.
Cock Pillow by Stoner Buddy >.< April 19, 2010

Cock Pillows 

Desired lips to press ones cock in
Angelina has some amazing cock pillows. I'd love to mouth fuck that!
Cock Pillows by shell hunter December 11, 2011

Northern Cock Pillows 

Another name for the bresticular area of females. Derived from the desirable act of placing ones cock (or Chim Chim) on the aforesaid breast region of the female. The supple squishy material takes the form of pillows, sometimes wet sticky pillows, but pillows none the less.
Billy: If you show me Northern Cock Pillows I will show you and Sixburghbbb Chim Chim.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026