Stay-cation 

A Stay-cation is something you do when your broke. You can't go on a real or proper vacation out of town, so you just stay at home. You take a stay-cation when you get a fake promotion or No-motion ( promotion with no money). You go to Mickey D's or KFC around town and not the Charthouse in Maui. You eat burgers and chicken wings and not prime rib. It's not all that bad because you can catch up on all the "honey do" projects your spouse saved for you through out the year and you don't miss your favorite TV shows.

Hey everyone, I'm celebrating my No-motion by going on a stay-cation right here at home...How nice!

Stay-cation by ****Dr Dave April 16, 2010

Stay-man-cation 

When the wife removes herself and any children from the presence of the husband and their primary residence for an extended period of time lasting at least 48 hours but no longer than 2 weeks.

My stay-man-cation begins at noon tomorrow. Open house all week boys!

Stay-man-cation by VannyDaMan June 27, 2017

Relation Staycation 

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

Relation Staycation by CXR February 16, 2015

stacation 

The art of staying at home with paid time off from work and totally enjoying the time. Result, not having to recover from a vacation away.

I had a stacation and totally enjoyed myself. I am back to work relaxed and looking forward to my next stacation with a good book and a mug of coffee.

stacation by grlnxtdr247 July 21, 2009

staycation

A vacation that is spent at one's home enjoying all that home and one's home environs have to offer.

Even though I live and work in New York, I don't always get to enjoy all it has to offer, what with my work commitments, but I sure did have an awesome time here during my spring staycation.

staycation by SVS September 14, 2008

Staycation

A reprieve from daily activities of work and chores; taking personal time for more important pieces of life... such as anal sex, the rusty trombone, and rewarding your significant other for getting you flowers with ridiculous sexual favors.

Thanks for sending those flowers to work to show people I am loved, lets take a staycation so you can tear my ass apart.

This Friday was my last day of work before my staycation, so I stopped by Walgreen's to buy a 12 pack of personal lubricant.

Staycation by JRockdown June 30, 2011

staycation

When the boss goes on vacation, or for some other reason is out of the office and the employees that stay behind get a vacation from petty micro-managing.

Work should be pretty relaxed tomorrow with Bob away at that training. It should be a nice staycation!

staycation by candyland1234 September 27, 2012