Gideoning

Gideoning is the act of giving a supreme back massage to one or more participants while at the same time giving them the best hug of their entire existence.

Where's Joel? He's over there Gideoning Ally and Matt at the Same time!

Gideoning by Adrian Swing April 12, 2010

gibsoning 

A gibsoning is a loud, incoherent, alcohol induced rant that is delivered with venomous intent. The rant often is delivered sometime between midnight and early morning and the victim is often a spurned lover. The rant can take many forms and can even include abstract acts such as keying a cock into the car door of said spurned lover. Often the gibsoning is delivered with such violent intent that even the gibsoner is unaware of his actions due to what is sometimes called Gibson blindside. A condition where rage often rules common sense. Most gibsons are delivered over multiple messages with each more violent than the last. Often the victim is a mega slut, but rarely can be an unsuspecting victim that happens to be in the vicinity at the time of gibsoning. Gibsoning has been known to take the form of cock pictures on the spurned lovers face book page also. Gibsoning is almost always warranted however the severity is often harsher than necessary.

I hope you get raped by pack of niggers... No you'd like that. Said the man gibsoning the slut

gibsoning by Mel gibo January 5, 2014

gimmoning 

Punishing the local idiot.

This often occurs at set times, be they specific dates or times of day, depending on the location. The ritualistic hounding of the fool is steeped in history but enjoyed today by many societies.

Traditional cries such as "Fetch the Stick of Gimmon!" and "To the gimmoning pond!" would rally villagers, townspeople or housemates to the cause, and idiocy would know shame, fear, pain and spanktignation in roughly that order.

gimmoning by Chandra42 January 17, 2007

Gibboning 

The term is a definition of "smart" people acting like they do in their natural habitat along with their sow.

I don`t understand why they keep doing that, just gibboning

Gibboning by keep rolling April 19, 2017

Gibsoning 

Standing incredibly awkwardly 6 feet apart while talking to the maiden interest

Boy 1: He’s gibsoning like a Gibson!
Boy 2: rizz is rizz.

Gibsoning by Gabegibaldenbarrettvhuck January 4, 2024

Mel Gibsoning 

The act of running at someone or something and stabbing it at an upward angle with an object not meant to be a spear.

Movies have a lot of examples of Mel Gibsoning, like originally in the Patriot when Mel Gibson stabbed a red coat with a flag pole

Mel Gibsoning by Mel Gibson Enthusiast 420 December 12, 2020