Mark has managed to simultaneously read The War Nerd, comment on Cracked.com entries, vandalize Wikipedia articles, buy Hello Kitty underwear on eBay, write idiotic stories on his blog 'One Wang to Rule Them All', and formulate convoluted battle plans in World of Warcraft all while watching anime and masturbating to Japanese hentai magazines in his 'speical-ops war room' (i.e. parents' basement). Phone call for Homo Ubernerdicus.

Homo Ubernerdicus by Dexippus December 23, 2009

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ubernerd

Indigenous to the greater Los Angeles area, the ubernerd often references binary code in day to day conversation, which is almost always deilivered via an application called Trillian.

He will often be found wrapped in dolce & gabanna textiles and/or dawning a tie no greater than 1.25 inches in width.

The ubernerd, although somewhat elusive, draws his income by coaxing millions of unsuspecting individuals in to providing him with personal information under the guise of free consumer electronics and evening wear.

"I met this guy at the club last night, but I'm pretty sure he's an ubernerd. He was wearing a $4,000 suit with an old pair of converse chuck taylors. When he gave me his email address he told me I could opt-out at any time"

ubernerd by S. Buss May 25, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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