Night Watcher 

when you wake up after a long night of partying at the house off main street only to catch an eye of your friend trying to be discreet yet is panting and furiously whacking his wood.

Toby: dude youll never guess but i woke this morning and brian was slammin his pud and litteraly panting like snoopy
Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher

Night Watcher by dirtyqueso June 13, 2009

Night Watcher 

Pointing your dick upwards so that the head of your cock sticks out of your pants and the underside is visible. The effect is that of a man peeking out over a ledge.

Dude, I was doing the Night Watcher all through Biology.
Classy.

Night Watcher by therealcalypso April 8, 2010

Watches of the night 

the hours of night, portrayed as a time when one cannot sleep.

"the long, silent watches of the night"

Watches of the night by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025