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Wonderful, a bit sassy, may be quite girly, funny, has a lovely personality and someone you can count on. Calaia is quite a rare name so if you know a Calaia stay by her side and she will stay by yours.
Person 1: She is such a Calaia.
Person 2: I know right!
Calaia by SkyBlueStarlight101 September 20, 2016
The thiccest, most kind, beautiful, caring, funny, never complains about anything, need to always be with her type of person. As long as you love her she couldn’t ever stop loving you, and will you always fall for her sooner or later. In conclusion if you’re an overprotective dad then don’t name your daughter Calaia, or everyone will want to date her.
Does snort at really funny jokes
Luke: Hey Calaia :3 😘
Calaia: Hi Luke, it’s been a while.
Luke: yeah it has, I’m glad you’re back 😍😍😍.
Calaia: I am too it’s good to see you again.

Luke: No, it’s great to see your beautiful face again (flirting sounds)

Calaia: (blushing) haha (hugs Luke)
Calaia by Hello there 69 October 27, 2019

Calamansi cupcake 

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.
Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022
Calasa means that someone that can't handle what they disk out.
Stranger: You are sexist.
Me: No you are.
Stranger: NO I'm not!
Me: I see you are a Calasa.
Calasa by Sakurakage August 20, 2019

Mark Calaway 

WWE Wrestler known as the Undertaker, most known for his undefeated streak at Wrestlemania. Also known as the half brother of WWE wrestler Kane (Glen Jacobs)
Undertaker's (Mark Calaway's) streak at wrestlemania continues, the deadman is now 19-0!
Mark Calaway by Ftblla420 September 5, 2011

Calamansi cupcake 

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.
Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022