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wonderweave 

The point at which your weave is no longer PHLY, or PHRESH. It is at a point during which your weave is indescribe-able, because it is simply too fantastic. The tracks are laid neatly and phabulously, while coniditioned to the perfect extent. At this point of the weave-ular process, it is necessary to go to Wonderweaves, the best weave shop in town.
MY GOODNESS, YOUR WEAVE LOOKS PHRESH, IT'S A WONDERWEAVE!
wonderweave by wonderwave2 November 30, 2010

wonderweave 

To exceed the maximum amount of weave products in one's head to the point that the beauty supply is put out of business. Commonlly found amongst females who don't know that 12 bags of kinekolon is really enough. Also associated with females who believe in mixing 2 completely different textures of hair or have been led to believe that mixing braids, AND tracks of YAKI Perm in 1 head is REALLY OK. This does not exclude those females who believe that fingerwaving your "do" into a impossible 10 inch formation is tha "Bomb". Basically any hairdo that causes some oberserver to "Wonder" what tha hell that female was thinking.
Keisha was so proud of her wonderweave combo of braids and tracks, she was thinking bout hittin tha club.
wonderweave by hotenuf13 March 31, 2008

wonderware

me: I would lik.e to buy some wonderware for my mistrees
Undies shop keeper: What type?
me: Something slinky, and sexy with openings and such; The type my wife would never wear!
wonderware by Loafer April 29, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026