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consoletards

A console gaming person whos idea of depth in
a game is twitching till thier thumbs fall off.

Coined by Yahtzee the star Game reviewer (as far as i know)
Brotherhood of steel is a rpg for consoletards.

consoletard 

A console fan with limited or no knowledge/interest of games that were released before the current console generation.
Prestigious PC gamer: Fallout is a great game.

Consoletard: Yeah, I love Bethesda games.
Prestigious PC gamer: I meant Fallout 1&2 .
Consoletard: There was a Fallout 2?
Prestigious PC gamer: Fucking consoletard.
consoletard by thesisko September 8, 2013

Consoletards

Stupid gamers that argue which is the best console of the console war.
Dood, PS3 is so much better than all consoles ever existed.

You're completely retarded, just another consoletards.
Consoletards by Anon12576343 November 6, 2010

consolebating 

When a game is just so sexy you pull out yo wanker and wack it repeatedly until climax.
COD Ghost was so amazing! As soon as I got home I went in my room and started consolebating
consolebating by 0c_allen November 22, 2013

Consolagnostic 

A Consolagnostic is a blend of conservative and agnostic, describing an individual who embraces traditional values and beliefs while maintaining a nuanced, uncertain, or skeptical perspective towards the existence or nature of a higher power or divine entity.
As a Consolagnostic, Joe holds conservative views on social issues and economics, but he's also skeptical about the existence of a divine being, choosing instead to focus on living a good life based on his own moral compass and the teachings of philosophers. Despite his conservative inclinations, Joe's agnosticism allows him to maintain a sense of intellectual curiosity and open-mindedness.
Consolagnostic by 9220111 January 17, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026