time slut

One who travels through time to participate in sexual activities with historical figures. While this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations.

Person #1: I can't believe she went back in time to fuck Napoleon, Danielle is such a time slut!

Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.

Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.

Person #2: Why are we friends?

time slut by Promoting Synergy Like A Boss June 27, 2009

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Time Slut

This is a person who is taking up too much time at the Beer Pong table. Either from talking on the phone or engaging in drunk conversations.

Eric: "Dude, why is this game of beer pong lasting forever?"

Chris: "Fuckin' time sluts man!"

Eric: "Figures!"

Time Slut by CIOAN (AppState) March 17, 2010

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Related Words

time slut • part-time slut • Time • time bomb • time travel • time machine • Time out • time traveling • Time Waster • time fuck

part-time slut

-noun

a woman who- during the working week, is a respectable member of society, but on weekends and other special occasions meets people in crazy situations that she will never recognize again. A part-time slut is often the one you would least suspect.

I ran into that chick who was dancing on the table last saturday. She didn't remember me because she is only a part-time slut.

part-time slut by emulated March 17, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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