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queefmonger 

a person that stomps around while unleashing hideous farts. Queefs, while normally used to describe gases expelled from vaginas, in this case are used to describe the bastardo that think it's cool to fart openly and nastily.
K-Man: God damn you fucking queefmonger, if I smell one more stinky fart from you I will kill your unborn children with a flick of my wrist.
Jameson: You're going to give me a handjob?
K-Man: No, you fuckwad, I'm referring to the crushing blow your left testicle's about to incur if you expel your gaseous horribalus in my sector one more time.
queefmonger by Dykatami March 17, 2010
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queefmonger 

A cunt-faced whore who likes to queef and have wild and crazy sex which leads to queefing. queef cunt
Ben: What's up queefmonger?
Susan: What does that even mean?
Ben: That you're a cunt-faced whore who likes to queef and have wild and crazy sex which leads to queefing.
Susan: That's me!
Ben: You're fat.
Susan: And stupid.
Related Words

queefmonster 

When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.
Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!

QueefMonster 

A bitch with an extra phat pussy that that squeeze out a good queef
Look at that queefmonster over there doing her thang
QueefMonster by Queefmonster October 28, 2017

queef monger

A female who has way to much pussy gas A.K.A "Queef"
Dam Hoe you are a fucking "Queef Monger"
queef monger by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007

queermonger 

one who uses antipathy towards gay marriage for political or monetary gain.
despite being a raging homosexual, many politicians must become queermongers in order to get elected by an intolerant public.
queermonger by kris takahashi January 4, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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