Gonzasturbated

to have your car gonzbombed with miscellaneous items which includes a collage of pictures of your best friend on the hood of your car and post it notes on the back and finally it is wrapped in saran wrap and then giftwrapped although most people dont believe it to be a gift. In some rare cases there has even been reports of a rubber glove filled with sardines on the roof of the car, yum. Nobody knows who does this intriguing act but it is believed to be the king himself, Gonzo. Many have tried to catch him but ultimately failed. He is unstoppable.

"While me and my girlfriend Brynn were making a shrine of our best friend Conor out of macaroni shells and pasta, the Notorious Gonzo had gonzasturbated all over my car, it was awesome."

Gonzasturbated by Jack del Rio March 16, 2010