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juniper is perfect, they are the most nicest person that I've ever met. my life was empty without them and they also never fail to make me happy. they have the most prettiest eyes and they have the best sence of humour. they're really funny too. I really am thankful to have them. I love juniper so much. :))
person A: hey are you juniper? that person's girlfriend?
person B: yes
juniper by vieeshitty August 29, 2021

San Junipero 

A place where one can choose to cross over after death, and spend a guaranteed eternity in bliss. The place is modeled after an anonymous beach town in California. You can visit different eras in time. The name San Junipero cones from the fourth episode of the same name, in the third season of Black Mirror, a fantabulous series on Netflix!!!!
When I die, please upload my consciousness yo San Junipero. Heaven is truly a place on Earth!
San Junipero by The Senior June 6, 2018

junipers knot 

It's an odd term really, Juniper's Knot resembles a lot fencing, though it being much more mental than physical.
It is when a mastermind concocts a plan where he will riposte his assailant who is often a stalker, lurker. It means to catch the assailant in a knot where they can't go back nor advance, making them trapped. It's a process that can take days or even weeks to complete, normally going very slowly as to not alert said stalker.
Person A : Hey man, the other day I caught this girl who was stalking me with a Juniper's Knot, she didn't expect it!

Person B : No one expects the Junipers Knot!
junipers knot by Ruvingheim October 19, 2019
fierce lioness A Juniper is the most amazing kind of friend you can have. They love animals and will stick up for you no matter what. They are caring and funny. Don't get on their bad side or hurt their friends because they will rip you to shreds. A juniper is also an icon of the kind of person we all want to be. Juniper's are also the sexiest of all fierce lioness.
FOR EXAMPLE
Teacher: Okay kids what do you want to be when you grow up?
Class: JUNIPER

Antonyms: bitch rude meat eater
Synonyms: awesome vegetarian pretty
Juniper by A Lover of Junipers July 20, 2011
baddest bitch you have ever met ( aka evergreen shrub)
Damn, look at juniper today
juniper by baddddddbitchhhh November 8, 2019
Juniper is a coooooolllll caaaattttttttt
Juniper by Meterstick November 19, 2019