Silly, manly dialogue between two bros. Often involves girls or sex.
Brologue:
Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.
It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.
Usually a meal for one but can be shared.
Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"
Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"
When you and your boys get together to chill, but y'all's love language is physical touch but not in a gay way.
Dude A, Dude B, and Dude C brolone yesterday and dude A tickled dude C while watching UFC 290 dude B laughed and said "gayyy" the. Dude A & C ganged up on Dude B and tickled him and they all laughed. After brolone time they shotgun bud light and regretted it... The beer the not the brolone time.
The legend behind this phrase is that if you have a thot and you don't put them in water then they are just a thot. But, if you take a thot and you drown them in boiling water then they go limp and floppy like spaghetti; resulting in a BOLOGNESE THOT (you can't say it without exclaiming it).
"That party was mega!"
"I know, a girl was even passed out on the floor like a BOLOGNESE THOT".