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When your best friend of many long years screws you over and puts you in a moderate/severe state of rage. Unlike normal deceit by normal assholes, prior to getting Shanified you know that the probability of you getting your trip taken is very high because it has happened several times before to you and to several of your close friends by the culprit in question.

The reason most victims do not terminate the friendship and bludgeon the culprit with a club is because, one of the discernible features of Shanification is that while the victim gets screwed somebody else is reaping the rewards. This could mean that your arduously procured and only stash of Afghan Hash was graciously donated without your permission to members of an extempore party in dire need of getting their brain cells scorched. Or maxing out your credit card to buy fifteen movie tickets online for a movie that rated 10% on Rotten tomatoes for a group of people who you’re seeing for the first and in most cases the last time.
Dude 3: Hey Dude 2, what’re you doing here? You’re supposed to be at the Greenday concert.

Dude 2: Die Die Die Dude 1. I should've known he was going to shanify me. He gave my ticket away to a cancer patient.

Dude 2: Bummer. Wanna get high and watch Pinky and the Brain?
Shanify by Brightpsyde March 6, 2010
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to manipulate something to the point where it's so easy that it's silly.
When Calculus problems are shawnified,(shawnify in past tense) it's enough to make calculus students laugh as they see the simple algebra problem at the end.
Shawnify by Thedeafgirl January 12, 2011

shauniya 

A very smart and loving person. She cares and loves her school work. She loves her family and loves the people around her. Shauniya is not shy at all, when she has to show her inner self she will. She has a very turn't personality. And a very turn't best friend. She also loves school.
When you did that play you '' Shauniya'd '' it.
shauniya by ygk._niya April 25, 2019

Shauniya 

A loving person,that loves her family. She is very crazy when she has to be.She is very over protective of her family. She has a great bestfriend name TyNya. She can be the loveliest person (when she wants to be). Shauniya loves her family in fact she is going to a family get together this weekend. If there is a big party Shauniya will be in the middle of the dance floor. She's not shy, not one bit. The point is that Shauniya loves her family and friends. Probably even you.
Shauniya is a better turn't person than you!
Shauniya by ygk._niya September 26, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026