A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other. The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat. Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a squeaking muscle shaped like a kidney bean. If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within a fifty mile radius, then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then squeaks. Squeaks can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags, all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.
by your dog March 30, 2008
Get the guinea pigmug. by joe c August 27, 2004
Get the guinea pigmug. one of the awesomest pets you can get. there is another definition saying they are brittle creatures because they break themselves on exercise wheels- they arent supposed to use them, dumbass. guinea pigs are related to the capybara, the largest rodent alive. guinea pigs are one of the only rodents that see in color. they are cute and curious. they are NOT stupid like the said dumbass thinks. i love my pigs of guinea. they are also not only owned by 7 yr olds. i know a 20 yr old who has guinea pigs. she loves them to death.
by qwsedrftgyhujikolp;aqswdefrgty August 4, 2010
Get the guinea pigmug. guinea pigs are adorable rodents who are also known as cavies. they make great pets and are easy to look after. they are vegertarians and love to eat most fruit and vegetables. they also love fresh hay and grass.
by little miss shy June 5, 2007
Get the guinea pigmug. The cutest little animal in the world. They have a chubby body and no tail and they can come in a variety of different colours. Eats most vegetables and some fruits. Guinea pigs love fresh hay and grass. Also called cavy
My guinea pigs are the cutest!
by S July 24, 2006
Get the guinea pigmug. 1. Someone or something that is used to test medicine or other products and procedures.
2. A small South American rodent that looks like a miniature capibara and is kept around the world as a pet. Also used as a food in its native range.
2. A small South American rodent that looks like a miniature capibara and is kept around the world as a pet. Also used as a food in its native range.
1. Fred is a guinea pig for a pharmeceudical company and gets paid for the testing.
2. One of the class animals in my biology class is a guinea pig.
2. One of the class animals in my biology class is a guinea pig.
by Steve July 24, 2006
Get the guinea pigmug. n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.
by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006
Get the guinea pigmug.