Sharkurity 

Security which serves no purpose other that to keep those who manage it employed.

1) This sharkurity team give me the shits!
2) This sharkutiry is a waste of everyones time

Sharkurity by secritic March 8, 2010

Shakirity 

The state of being Shakira or like Shakira.
Comes from a mishearing of the word “security.”

My dog is my personal security blanket.
What? Your Shakirity jacket? Does your dog make you want to, like, waka-waka or something?

Shakirity by Bbb23’s left testicle September 16, 2024