Noun.
-A variation of Ass-Hat used to describe a person that acts in a way that is so completely non-sensical that the person cannot be described in any other way.
-The word used to describe someone that resembles the epitome of of an Ass, someone that is a symbol and a standard by which all other asses are judged.
You Ass-Flag!
That chinsy bitch was such an Ass-Flag.
Why do you always act like such an Ass-Flag?
when you take a shit and toilet paper gets stuck in your asscrack and you pull your pants up and the toilet paper sticks out your ass and flaps in the wind
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.