Crummy Buttons 

Crummy Buttons is a term for disappointment in any given situation. I first heard of Crummy Buttons on the Andy Griffith Show.

You are bowling and just miss a strike, Crummy Buttons is an appropriate and clean response.

Crummy Buttons by Opey1 March 6, 2010

Crummy Buttons 

Originally, a sponsor of the fictional Alan Brady Show which formed the plot lines the 1960s hit, The Dick van Dyke Show. On DvD, no one liked Crummy Buttons candy even when it was offered or free. It has, in some circles, come to represent any unpleasant surprise or disappointment.

Free candy? Oh, English toffee...crummy buttons.

Crummy Buttons by Savethelanguage March 17, 2021

Cummy Buttons 

Unintentional ejaculation caused by repeated stimulation of buttons on a shirt. Often happens in extra excited pre-penetration conditions of clothing removal

guy 1: I got some last night
guy 2: she said it was Cummy Buttons

guy 1: *runsaway* *cry*

Cummy Buttons by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

Cummy Buttons 

Cummy buttons is when you sit or lie down on your back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. Use an overhand grip to firmly grasp your man organ. Make handjob. Once your dick is about to vomit aim at your belly McButton. Proceed in shooting your butter in your McButton. If your belly McButton looks like a small cup of half an half, you will have just succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.

I lied down on my back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. I used an overhand grip and firmly grasped my man organ. Made handjob. Once my dick was about to vomit I aimed at my belly McButton. I proceeded in shooting my butter into my McButton. My belly McButton looked like a small cup of half an half, I had succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.

Cummy Buttons by Pud Puddy June 30, 2017

chummybuttons 

Noun: a name called on someone who has easily become your bitch. But you love them for it. the person is rarely ugly and is usually acceptingly chubby. this is a person with a friend feel but you keep them around so they do what you say.

Mina: Yo chummybuttons get me some water
Chummybuttons: Yes Mina
Mina: Chummybuttons buy me a sprite
Chummybuttons: Okay

chummybuttons by just tellin it July 11, 2011