A male or
female who consistently has trouble taking off, putting on or generally operating
pants of any kind when severely inebriated. A pierod is often found rolling around on the
floor locked in a vicious struggle with zippers, button flies or drawstrings.
"dave if you dont fuck off being a Pierod I'm gonna come over and give you a hot Carl".
"I was dying to
knob that
slapper last night but she was being a
fucking pierod and I got sick of waiting, jizzed in her hair and passed out".