smoothless 

The opposite of smooth. Lacking smooth or ease.

Traffic, a flat tire, and a speeding ticket made the trip smoothless.

smoothless by Dave DDDDDDDDd April 14, 2008

smoothless 

Not smooth. Rough. Socially inept.

I had a smoothless night last night, didn't sleep a wink.

That sandpaper is smoothless.

His approach to picking up women is so smoothless that he never gets a date.

smoothless by Poolshark53 February 26, 2010

rub smoothies 

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.

Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.

rub smoothies by 50 cal August 20, 2009

Captain Smoothness 

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

Captain Smoothness by Frazier May 30, 2006

smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.

Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.

smoothness by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

grabbing smoothies 

Too grab each other's private parts in such a manor to cause arouse.

We're just grabbing smoothies.

grabbing smoothies by khoaiister August 16, 2009

Smoothies 

Fruity drinks that rock your world in there many flavors!

omg lets go buy some smoothies!

Smoothies by heartbroken14 </3 August 7, 2009