brotail 

A ponytail on a dude.
Women look at a brotail and read; sexy, dangerous, and brooding, yet vulnerable and sensitive deeper down...
Some men just don't have the inclination to cut their hair.
(Occurs most often in males just having moved out of their parent's house, without anyone to yell at them to cut their hair, especially artsy ones which supposedly gives them the right.)

Bro #1: "Hey, how long has Andy been going to art school for?"
Bro #2: "Judging by the length of his brotail, I'd say about two years."

brotail by CaptainJesse February 21, 2010

bronail 

A bronail is a male nail, or your brothers nail.
Could potentially be ugly and hairy

“Yo mike, you look like a bronail!”

bronail by elllllllliiiiiieeeeee January 22, 2019

brotilt 

when a knit cap, preferably neff brand, is worn behind the ears, flopping off the back of the head.

when worn with a flannel and semi-tight jeans, the brotilt is the ultimate sex god look

tim was rockin the twelve point brotilt with his knit beanie.

brotilt by bigcat27 February 28, 2010

brotalitarian 

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.

"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.

brotalitarian by African Cell Mate January 2, 2008

Brotalitarianism 

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.

The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.

Brotalitarianism by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009

Brovailability 

How available a bro is participate in super fun activities with other bros

Bro 1 "hey bro, you free Thursday to come cougar hunting?"

bro 2 "hold on man I'll check my brovailability. Yeah bro I'm free! It will be brolarious"

Brovailability by Aimzybamzy June 15, 2010

brotal recall 

An unruly mutated batch of bro's seeking to start the "Natty Reactor".

Doug: Remember that time at Mars' house we all got fucked up drinking when we started the Natty Reactor?

Richter: Hells yeah! I had soo much of that shit! Then Lori came over; she gives me a huge Kuato in my pants! I had to tap that!

Doug: Dude! It was complete Brotal Recall!!!

brotal recall by Define Me! January 15, 2010