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Pedophallus 

Combining the words ‘Pedophile’ and ‘Phallus’ together enabling the average gamer to deliver two insults in one blow, calling his opponent both a pedophile and a penis, the erect penis of a pedophile or even a pedophile with an erection depending upon how the insult is received.
Kai -

"lulz! These akimbo 1887 models are pure pwnage"

The entire mw2 community -

"You're a pedophallic failure at life"

The offending pedophallus will then attempt to regain his dignity by making a joke about the other person's mother before swiftly leaving the lobby and spending the rest of his/her evening furiously masturbating to pictures of Gary Glitter and Les Dennis.
Pedophallus by A Creepy Priest July 22, 2010

pedopants 

Pants or shorts *see pedoshorts* worn by girls 18 and younger with words on the butt. Cutie, Babydoll, Cheer, Bootylicious, ect... With the intent of having grown men stare at their bottoms.
"Holy cow! What is she, 12? I don't see how her parents can let her wear those slutty pedopants!"
pedopants by Lou07 December 10, 2008

pedopillar 

A annoying green worm in games like Second Life
Its annoying as hell
Sings annoying "Ice-Cream" song
While a guy called "Dynamic Drinkwater" holds him in his hands running across sim called Badnarik
Ba-Dna-Ruh
Hey dude,yesterday some retard came in badnarik with pedopillar and raped the shit out of my ears
pedopillar by MAST3RLINX December 24, 2007

Pedophluenza

A bacterial infection of the brain causing someone that typically has morals and values to think it is acceptable to inappropriately associate with a minor.

adj, noun
Eg. Kain is 26 years old. One day Kain didn't wash his brain properly and contracted Pedophluenza; now he thinks it's okay to befriend and associate with 16 and 17 year old girls.

Eg. Sally is 42 and contracted Pedophluenza and now she can't stop oogling six year old boys.
Pedophluenza by FuFuMoore October 28, 2010

pedopanda 

Likes children and pandas excessively.
Pei Ru is a pedopanda.
pedopanda by MLSM August 29, 2010

pedopath 

A person mainly an adult who feels the need to abuse or neglect children.
pedopath
pedopath by Arfbizit May 24, 2011