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loconet by Not-E March 1, 2003
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loconess 

Can you believe gas prices these days? It's loconess!
loconess by ChristinaFL September 22, 2005
A person who is confused about many things like there sexual orientation and ethnic origin
(Sexual Orientation) I'm not sure if I'm gay or straight but I like to flash my friends and show them my penis and sometimes kiss girls but am afraid to do anything any further sexual.

(Ethnic origin) -loconte- when I'm with my (Italian) friends I'll spike my hair up and act like I'm a Ginny you know cool kid let's hit the clubs broski! -loconte-But when I'm with my (irish) friends I will wear my redsox hat and talk like I'm a townie from Charles town guy.
Loconte by Reverequeen69BRoSKiSon January 7, 2010
When ejaculation occurs in a psychward
"they say jeffery dahmer had himself a loconut the night befofe his execution"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026