hate boner 

When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.

Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.

hate boner by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021

hate boner 

a feeling that is to hatred what a boner is to sexual desire; a compelling hatred; a hatred that results in a desire to act or speak out against the object

I have a total hate boner for Bill O'Reilly

hate boner by Shannon Murphy December 23, 2007

hate boner 

1. having an unrelenting, sometimes irrational, hate for something. Very over the top.

2. power tripping and wielding that power, usually fucking you or another person over

3. in usage, can be gauged on a personal scale. ie. footlong, veiny boner= a lot of hate vs. half-mast boner=sort of hate/average dislike.

EXAMPLES:

1. Dude... That Hitler fella had a huge hate boner for the Jews. And the Gypsies. And the Slavs.

2. Person 1: How'd you feel about those questions the prof asked you?

Person 2: Maaaannnn.... They were terrible. That prof has a raging hate boner for me.

3a. I seriously hate that guy. I'm talking veiny, viagra fueled, never-ending hate boner.

3b. Person 1: Seriously, I have a raging hate boner for that douche.

Person 2: Meh, I'm only at half-mast hate boner for him. Closer to that "seeing an ugly chick naked" semi-chub of a hate boner.

hate boner by B-radC 2012 February 17, 2010

Hate Boner 

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.

Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)

Hate Boner by LoliBait March 13, 2022

Hate Boner 

(noun) a hatred so evident it simulates a similar desire of a sexual aspiration. In other words, what Nathan has for Rudy Gobert.

Nathan: HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER HAHAHAHAH BUM HAHAHAHAH HE SUCKS SO MUCH (24/7)
Angelo: Chill out with the hate boner, bro.

Hate Boner by VeanSSJ5 March 29, 2022

hate boner 

When your hatred for someone is so high and you feel compelled to express it so frequently, it starts to become suggestive and borderline awkward. It is especially weird if it's over such a trivial reason as well and you do nothing but express your hate for the person every time they're around or even thought of.

Hate erected manchild: bruh, i srsly hate ur guts, jus fuk off!
Normal man: da fuq? wut did i even do to u?
Hate erected manchild: u no exactly wut u did, fgt!
Normal man: no i dont lol, calm ur hate boner

hate boner by bumerhoomorr34 June 10, 2021

hate boner 

hating someone you may like platonically/romantically

Person A : I totally hate him!
Person B : Isn't he your friend? You probably just have a hate boner for him

hate boner by aoba ★ February 28, 2024