Astrodouche
Meredith Vieira claiming Michael J. Fox ran across Canada, gravely mistaking him for Terry Fox. What an astrodouche!
Astrodouche by Diaz Nutz February 18, 2010
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Astrodouche
There's a grading level starting with douche bag, then asshat, and finally astrodouche. An astrodouche is unquatifiably and immeasurably such and douche the individual breaks the bell curve on psychopathy by his/ her obsessive behaviors to destroy your life to no rational end.
My exhusband mike won't let me live my life to the degree that I can't get him to stop hacking into all my accounts, he's a psychopath astrodouche.
Astrodouche by kalico_kat August 23, 2021
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autodouche
Person 1: Did you see him perform on the Grammy's last night? He was awesome.
Person 2: Awesome? That wasn't a freaking performance. He's just a talentless autodouche.
Person 2: Awesome? That wasn't a freaking performance. He's just a talentless autodouche.
autodouche by Hanatori May 31, 2010
autodouchebag
a guy who purchases sports car in attempt to raise his status in society, especially in hopes of improving his own sexual appeal. Optional abbreviated version: autodouche.
A sure sign of autodouchebags is when you see their cars parked too close to the neighboring empty space in order to deter other people from parking there, so that there will be less risk of their own car being scratched or damaged by the "inferior" drivers.
autodouchebag by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014
aggrodouche
Combined word aggravated + douche bag
Sorry for being such aggrodouche last night. Please don't much chips in bed when i'm trying to sleep.
aggrodouche by Circus Kingster October 28, 2015
Acrodouche
Noun: Someone who likes to use random acronyms and then talk shit when you don't know the meaning of it.
Verb: Acrodouch-ing: conducting oneself in an acrodouchial manner.
Verb: Acrodouch-ing: conducting oneself in an acrodouchial manner.
Hi I'm Sh**na * am an Acrodouche because I like to pretend I'm awesome by using acronyms like "FTW" and then using urban dictionary as my source for why you're stupid for not knowing what FTW is.
Hi I'm Lindsey H*rgert and I like to talk shit and say someone needs to "work on your acronyms" Typical acrodouche....
Hi I'm Lindsey H*rgert and I like to talk shit and say someone needs to "work on your acronyms" Typical acrodouche....
Acrodouche by RizzlBizzl August 7, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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