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phiLOSTophizing 

The act of spending an extended amount of time trying to figure out what just happened on LOST and trying to predict the next episode's outcome.
Janice: My goodness! Steve, it looks like you haven't gotten any sleep!
Steve: Yeah, I stayed up until 6 am phiLOSTophizing and I've come to the conclusion that there is more than one smoke monster and that this new asian guy and his hippie buddy can't be trusted!
Janice: Oh snap! You could be right! Damn it! Now I have to cancel my meeting and go phiLOSTophize about where Charles Widmore could be!
phiLOSTophizing by count rel February 19, 2010
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philosophizing 

The point in a late night conversation where normal get-to-know-you chit chat is thrown out the window for something much deeper and Aristotle in nature. Philosophizing primarily focuses on the human condition - the intricacies of romance, politics, personal goals and desires, and typically goes nowhere. The gist of philosophized conversations are forgotten in the morning.
Me and Kat were philosophizing until daybreak... And I have no idea what the fuck either of us said.
philosophizing by Robert Akins December 28, 2005

Facebook Philosophizing 

when people, especially girls, have cliche or overly obvious quotes on their facebook statuses related to life or love. usually results in an embarrassing understanding of the poster's intellect...
facebook status - "dont go looking for love, because true love will come and find you when you're least expecting it"

reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide

Philosophizing  

Asking questions bout stuff
Me: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?
You: What's up?
Me: I iz philosophizing

philosiphizing 

Waxing philosophic when drunk. People doing this can often get preachy or obnoxious.
Last night I was philosiphizing about women.
philosiphizing by johnnynuxxx April 9, 2010

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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