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when people, especially girls, have cliche or overly obvious quotes on their facebook statuses related to life or love. usually results in an embarrassing understanding of the poster's intellect...
facebook status - "dont go looking for love, because true love will come and find you when you're least expecting it"

reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide
by a nonymous duder December 6, 2011
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