When someone hasn't got laid in a while, their vision is said to become "Poonaramic". A typical symptom of poonaramic vision is when everything they see reminds them of their lack of action.
Dude 1 - "Look at Michael, hes fully gone insane, going for everything and anything"
Dude 2 - "I know man, his lack of action has resulted in Poonaramic Vision"
Dude 2 - "I know man, his lack of action has resulted in Poonaramic Vision"
by Impercinator February 15, 2010