kooch 

a pussy, female genitalia

"Andy gets all the kooch he wants."

kooch by andy April 9, 2003

Kooch 

My good friend, Dennis Kucinich.

"No, we are not going negative on the Kooch."

Kooch by John Edwards January 25, 2004

kooch 

another word for monged, cotching, kush. generally being relaxed and/or drunk/high, feeling the world slow down. when kooching, one experiences slow often slurred speech.
invented accidently on a drunk golf course raid

shit mate, im so drunk. i need to kooch out somewhere

that bean bag looks so kooch

my bed was so kooch after that all nighter

kooch by gibbss January 3, 2009

Kooch 

I don't know where it started but somehow "Kooch" became a nickname for Dennis Kucinich.

"Lick Bush, Vote Kooch in 2004" - bumpersticker

"Smooch the Kooch" - t-shirt

Kooch by Laura Tobin June 4, 2004

kooch 

Slang for Ed Koch. The former mayor of New York City.

The Kooch is the Shiznit!

kooch by T-Boy August 3, 2004

kooch 

a midget, munchkin, little person

hey look at that kooch!

kooch by blahhcheeseyyy June 17, 2008

kooch 

A game involving a koosh ball. The players stand in a circle and throw a ball at each other trying to make others miss. If one drops the ball, they are out. Ends in a showdown between two players with throws resembling baseball pitches. Best if played outside, optimal for camping trips because all that is needed is a koosh ball. The name stems from koosh (the ball). Developed into kooch as the inventors were a group of men out of contact with women for two weeks.

Guy1: Let's go play some kooch.
Guy2: Alright. I'll beat you in the showdown.

kooch by Caribou December 28, 2005