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fake woke twitter 

people digging back many years to find something problematic about currently unproblematic people so they can "cancel" them

not to be confused with woke twitter
Fake woke twitter is annoying and needs to stop digging up irrelevant shit celebrities did in the past that has been apologized for and learned from.

Twitterfare 

Having an affair with someone you met on Twitter.
John and Linda are having a Twitterfare, I guess they met on Twitter and started chatting.
Twitterfare by CapitalITMan April 28, 2009

Twitterfaded 

1)the state of being/or state of relationship when the warm fuzzies cease.

2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection is now gone.

3) romantically deflated (i.e.: it's over)

4) the opposite of Twitterpated
After years of dating Dave, Jan realized the fuzzies were gone; the excitement she once felt had mellowed into mild acceptance leaving her twitterfaded.
Twitterfaded by Walter Winters October 4, 2009