Knog or knogger is someone trying to be cool but getting it all wrong.

Adapted from an uncool typo of "It's on like donkey kong" to "donkey knog". A piss take use of this term has rapidly expanded through the south east of England to replace words like c**t, idiot, muppet, wally etc.
That guy is such a knog or knogger etc.

Please add more if you hear them.
by WollyKnog February 12, 2010
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A complete moron. A person who lacks basic intelligence and social skills that are needed throughout the day.
Why are you throwing things at people, you complete dirt knog!

Stop being a dirt knog and quit playing with fire!
by Brendan October 13, 2004
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Dude 1: Yooo dude I saw a girl rockin these big ol tiddies.

Dude 2: You mean bog knogs brah?

Dude 1: Yeah you've got it man.
by Xx_tiddymilker_xX July 18, 2020
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To dong on someone, something, or some retarded sports team.
"Dude, that kid totally got donkey knoged!"
by YEP It's totally fucking gay October 18, 2010
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