rumpty 

(a) Large and rotund body shape.

The man filling up his car at the petrol station was very rumpty.

The cartoon bear mascot was rumpty.

rumpty by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

Rumpty 

Old, ramshackle, badly built and a bit rustic.

The fence was so rumpty it fell down when she shut the gate.

Rumpty by Lizly October 21, 2013

Rumpty-Dump 

The Rumpty-Dump originated as a dance hit in the 50s age. It grew popular among young, rebellious, white teens. This rage was spread to Hispanics, and later on African Americans. While no longer popular, whenever the children of the 50s hear the nostalgic tune and the lyrics "Hands in the air, do a backwards jump, clap 5 times, do the Rumpty-Dump!!" the feeling is magical.

"Why, Rumpty-Tom, let's spread the word about the newest dance craze, the Rumpty-Dump!"

"Oh, Rumpty-Manda, how wonderful! We can skip, do the Rumpty-Dump, eat white-only apple pie, and dance in the rain!"

Rumpty-Dump by Rumpty-Manda May 10, 2008

rumpty tumpty 

British Slang for having sex

Hey baby why don't we go back to my place for a little rumpty tumpty, some slap and tickle, and hows your father?

rumpty tumpty by George Burnett March 10, 2007

Rumpty, dump, dump 

the act of passing a rather large bowel movement.
i.e. "taking a shit"

daum,i gotta take a rumpty, dump, dump

(shortened) man a gotta take a rumpty.

Rumpty, dump, dump by john k. g January 23, 2006

Rumpty dumpty 

When your feet fly out from under you and you land on your ass and can't walk right afterwards.

She hit that ice and pulled a rumpty dumpty

Rumpty dumpty by Osubjj September 27, 2021

Rumpty dumpty 

When you fuck a girl on the top of a wall and shove a firecrackers up her ass and your fist up her pussy.

I had such a good rumpty dumpty with my cousin last night.

Rumpty dumpty by John dahl88 April 29, 2024