Antweaking

The act where people buy what they think is a valuable antique, find out it is worthless, then try to make it look valuable, usually involving copper and stain.

I went to the antique shop yesterday and bought this old looking dresser. I found out it was worthless so I was antweaking it with stain and sold it for $60.

Antweaking by I heart chocolate flakes! February 28, 2009

Antweaking

--Verb (present progressive)--

The act of taking contemporary photos (digital or scanned film) and tweaking them with post-processing to appear old, aged, vintage or antique.

Adherents to this practice: "antweakers"

May also spelled: antwiquing.

"Dude, I didn't know iPods were around in the 1890s!"

"Bro, they probably weren't. Like, dig the texture and the siiiick gaussian blur along the trim. Somebody's been antweaking that shit."

Antweaking by Uncle_Bumpy February 9, 2010

antwerking 

Aggressive antiquing while listening to Miley Cyrus.

After we're done antwerking let's grab brunch. I need a Mimosa to wash the taste of cigarettes and molly out of my mouth.

antwerking by MilesDogless July 10, 2014

antweeting 

To post comments and or pictures to twitter while antiquing. antweets / antweeting.

Origin: Rosa and Tony Tarle, Aberfoyle, ON - Spring 2010.

We spent the weekend antweeting; did you see any of our posts?

antweeting by whorledpiece April 25, 2010

Anteating 

Sticking your tongue into a man's urethra for sexual pleasure

Toby can't wait to go on a trip with his mates so he can start Anteating

Anteating by Barramundi13 January 21, 2022