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off-kilter 

slightly un-straight, to be of-kilter is to at an angle, can be used to describe a feeling but was designed to describe the state of such objects as furniture, and other such structures. mainly refered to in H.dot as "that's a scoatch off-kilter"
"that's a scoatch off-kilter"

"hey craig... the tent is off-kilter" reply... "justa scoatch"

"man I fucked my t-ruck! she's sitting off-kilter"
off-kilter by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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off-kilter 

the state of being wierd. often the result of staying up extremely late. activities include: watching educational programming, smoking many cigarettes, and having random dance parties.
Tonight has been super off-kilter.
off-kilter by Graf March 12, 2003

off kilter 

It means that something's just not right. Off balance. It's not all there.
She suddenly started laughing for no reason. She's a bit off kilter..
off kilter by ginaginagina January 9, 2007

Off Kilter 

The definition of this word is in and of itself not "on kilter". I thought I would use symbols like " and "" ... you see.. that is two of them there. Please ask yourself... am I really reading something that someone just types for little to no reason? Then forget you asked that and carry on. Be good. Or. Well, just be good until we talk. Sometime.
For example, I really think I am off kilter after a couple mexican lunches in the can. You know? You better know. I am nean ... sorry I meant to spell "mean"... but I spelled it "nean".. my bad. Anyway. This is a good example.
Off Kilter by David Mother H P. October 12, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026