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Jerkopolis 

Mythical City that was fabled to be full of the jerkiest jerks from across the globe. Only a complete jerk could be a citizen of Jerkopolis
I can't believe he just punched that cripple kid in the face then promptly fucked his milf of a mom...

Well thats what you'd expect from some deuschebag from Jerkopolis
Jerkopolis by Dbati February 4, 2010
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Jerkologist 

1. The guy that observes someones "Jerk" and gives them thier opinion on it.

2. The Main Person That Jerks When He Feels And Only When He Feels Like Showing Someone Up In A Battle. No-one can just tel this person to jerk He/she has to get the urge to

Jerk Dance
Hey Can You Tell Me What You Think About My Jerk, Since You Are The So Called Jerkologist oF This Area.
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jestopolis 

the center of a metrosexual's life. (ex: Banana Republic)
those douche bags are always hanging out at their dumb ass jestopolis
jestopolis by william boyce February 14, 2004

jerkolosis 

Non stop jerking off. Side effects of jerkolosis, is a sickness please don't laugh at people who have it. For those who have jerkolosis just can't stop jerking off. Know signs are intense male moaning, loud rubbing sounds, accommodated by vast amounts of sweat and redness.
John Hairy Dicc has just went to the hospital, showing signs of jerkolosis which includes smoking redness from genitals.
jerkolosis by Dr. Jackoff November 21, 2013

Jerkoplasm 

Noun; cum, jizz, semen, ejaculater
I had the best jerkoplasm while thinking about the hot chick across the bar.
Jerkoplasm by Moe’s jerk-offs January 2, 2025

Jerkoplasm 

Noun for cum, ejaculate, semen, jizz.

Verb; act of masturbation, as in jerk-off
I had the best jerkoplasm thinking about that hot chick across the bar.
Jerkoplasm by Moe’s jerk-offs January 2, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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