He hasn't gotten any action in a long time cause he is always jacked on. Between the crackberry and texting he hasn't talked to a human in the same room with him in years...
A place just like Joe and the Juice, where you can buy refreshments.
Unlike Joe and the Juice, Jacked on the Juice you come to, to get swole and huge muscles. Because of their "Special" ingredients they put in their juice, you will get massive biceps, huge legs and enourmous sex drive.
A term used when you eat so much mother fuckin better that you preform a persevere that involves ripping the butter sticks out of your asshole than deepthroughting them until you choke and die
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked offmountain lion on a hot tin roof
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".