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Starship 

Starship

Currently a classified government project, it is impossible to know the exact function of a starship; however, it could be any of the following:

-A spacecraft used for the interstellar travel of an old bald guy, a man with stylish hair, the black version of the X-men character Cyclops, a Klingon, a ginger doctor, an almost-human woman, and an emotionless walking computer.

-An aerial vehicle similar to a private jet used for the sole purpose of transporting celebrities from place to place.

-Or an attempt at a real life version of the Warpstar from the Kirby video game series.

The only fact about starships that has been released to the general public so far is that they were meant to fly.
Starship by CIA Head Chief September 10, 2012
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starship 

this really cool thing this internal team is building at Mark43, supposedly going to connect the stars
How will I get this there? Put it on a starship.
starship by mickininaj May 21, 2018

starship 

To throw-up or puke from natural causes or drinking too much. It's a more pleasant way of saying throw-up or puke.
James got so drunk last night that he was starshipping in the bathroom for like an hour.
starship by Carlthegiraffe February 1, 2010

starship 

Going ass-ass with another person while shitting into each other's asshole, just like how SpaceX's Starship refuels.
Walter: Hey Jeremy, want to starship later?
Jeremy: What the fuck...
starship by ReelChezburger January 17, 2022

Starship repo 

1. To bring someone's self-image or ego back from a fantastical "outerspace"; to humble someone out of a delusion; to disprove someone's fictional version of themselves

2. To ruin someone's dreams
"He had a few successes and has begun to believe his own hype. His ego is in outer space. It's time to repo that starship he's on and bring him back down to Earth."

"Patrick is so delusional and egotistical that he now considers himself above us all. He's due for a starship repo up there."

"My friend thought he was going to be a huge celebrity, but that starship appears to have been repo'd."

Starship Trooman Show

People in other countries watching the United States like it's a reality show and perceiving it to be like the movie 'Starship Troopers'
"The Starship Trooman Show has been crazy recently. Military recruiters have been hanging out in high school cafeterias and convincing children, behind their parents' back, to enlist so that they can qualify for the healthcare & affordable education benefits that every person in almost every other wealthy nation receives automatically."

Starship Pooper 

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.
Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.