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Oldswinford 

Posh part of Stourbridge, where middle class people live who usually work in Birmingham
Dave: Fancy goin out in Oldswinford tonight
Charlie: Nah, i aint made of money
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Pronounced: old skee

1. An old person in a crowd on people much younger than themself

2. An old person that you are certain is a pedophile
"Hey, look at that oldski in the kiddie pool. Get him out of there!"
oldski by UrbanSoudertonite March 9, 2010
Oldskiis (pronounced old skee) is a modern term used to describe an elderly person in a crowd of people much younger than themself.
"Hey, look at that oldski in the kiddie pool. Why is he even at a public pool, he's so old he should be in a retirement home."
Oldski by UrbanSoudertonite March 9, 2010

Old Skin 

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!
Old Skin by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026