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Pandatheistic Randomism 

Pandatheistic Randomism is a new religion, where the internet is its Vatican, where anyone can add their own text to the Great Book. The most zealous member of the cult is Dont Panic 6x9 who makes images and relentlessly gathers followers. Voted most likely to be next Jim Jones.
He follows the religion of pandatheistic randomism

randomism 

Randomism is more than a word, its a way of life. This thread origionated on a graffiti forum, and has no spread all over. So many cats bite Ares' randomism, its not even funny.
Yo Ares, randomism is where its at.
randomism by Ares May 6, 2004

Randomism 

Practically an Ideology in comedy and is used by comedians to generate humour. The concept of "Randomism" is where a person just says the completely most unexpected thing in order to get a laugh. The idea is to be as random as possible with topics.
Lee Evans, Steven Wright, Emo Phillips, Lee Mack, Dylan Moran are all comedian examples of these randomists.

E.g. The Comedian Dylan Moran uses "Randomism" in his stand up
Randomism by Billy Benny Benji February 13, 2008

Ranbowgasm

a series of orgasms in a machine-gun like reaction that can shatter whole terrorist organizations as long as they are stereotypical. Millions of people pay good money to see these. Not to be confused with Rainbowgasm
Maybe if George Bush got a ranbowgasm every once in a while, he wouldn't have to exploit the poor to have a good time.
Ranbowgasm by Moon Flower October 15, 2008

Randomass-it 

To guess with the up most stupidity
the teacher asked nick what "jota" means and he decided to Randomass-it and said goat

(jota means j in Spanish)
Randomass-it by 123445677890 April 21, 2008

randomism 

The religion (or idea) in which individuals have faith that everything that happens is random.

The belief that any sequence of random letters mean something.

Someone who belongs to the randomism church is a randomist
The clock stops working
Person 1: What the heck?
Person 2 (randomist): Everything is random
Person 1: You believe in randomism?

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Person 1: What is that supposed to mean?
Person 2 (randomist): Well, it mean something
randomism by htmlvb January 2, 2011