bortardation 

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

bortardation by Juan February 26, 2003

BOMBARDATION 

INUNDATED AND OVERLOADED WITH CRAP EMAILS AND WORK

OMG, IV JUST HAD A BOMBARDATION OF EMAILS

BOMBARDATION by MEERKAT TARA August 11, 2009

bastardation 

A Noun meaning horrible, shitty, or just in general bad. Usually used to describe a bad version of an original, such as "The bastardation of the song." or "The bastardised version."

"A bastardation of the new movie is coming out in December...."

"The worst bastardation..ever.."

bastardation by ~The Sandman~ November 24, 2007