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the act of inserting your big toe up someones anus
wow look at her bending ova

yh, lets go poo toe her
poo toe by mikee16 January 15, 2009
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Pool toe 

The shredded state of the top layer of epidermis on your big toe following a day of propelling yourself in the water of a concrete public pool.
Does anyone have a bandaid? I have a bad case of pool toe.
Pool toe by Toe fan July 9, 2011

Poor Man's Toe 

From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.
Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."

Enrique: "Oh cool."

(later that night)

Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."

Alex: "Ha! You beaner."
Poor Man's Toe by atforpres November 26, 2010
Noun: a toe that has been inserted where poop would come out of a person, the pooper. Also, slang for an annoying friend.

Verb: the act of inserting a toe into a pooper. Also, slang for getting stuck hanging out with an annoying friend.

Past Tense: "Poop toed" or "toed"
Noun: "man did you give her the poop toe yet?" or "Ha, I saw you talking to that poop toe at work!"

Verb: "I would really like to poop toe the new girl." or "Sucka, you got poop toed"
Poop Toe by Shawnboy July 23, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026