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Alabama Tourrettes Pouch 

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.
When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".

Touretris 

The unexplainable phenomena which involves cursing loudly after misplacing a piece in tetris.
Guy Playing Tetris: Fuck! Aaaaggghhh! BOB SAGET!

Son: Oh man dad! You gotta stop playing tetris. Your Touretris is getting really bad!

Guy Playing Tetris: Fuck Salt!
Touretris by Dirty Whoopie February 20, 2011

texting tourrettes 

(noun) when one cannot control ones fingers while texting, usually resulting in inappropriate or weird texts, occassionally to preists or exes
jenny: lets fuckkkkk

exboyfriend: uhh what???

jenny: oh sorry texting tourrettes!

tourrettes tony 

the name says it all. this guy swears every 2 seconds and he lives on staffordshire oatcakes and toad in the hole. he loves breast girl and makes up one night stands. found dancing to indie in rb's and sniping one off on halo. he is the soul reason that the britpop wave finally broke. just contracted herpes on his face. its spreading.
dude, i saw tourrettes tony last night dancing and sniping in rb's, his herpes is well spreading....to his balls.

Tourrerist 

A person who acts badly while visiting a country not his own.
The Tourrerist was terribly drunk and threw up in the tour bus.
Tourrerist by Stratrovare June 9, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026