Cretzel

A combonation of a cracker and pretzel

I was eating a flipside cracker/pretzel and thought: Man this is a great cretzel!

Cretzel by xmxsummer November 24, 2009

Cretzel

A cretzel is another term for a fart.

That chili made me have to cretzel, damn.

Cretzel by 'tis January 14, 2010

Crenzeled 

To be severely damaged or injured due to some sort of stunt or extreme activity.

Thought up by Chris W.

"Dude, are you bleeding from your head? Man, you got crenzeled!"

Crenzeled by Adam ..L December 20, 2006

crezell 

she's cute, kind and loyal person.

Crezell loves Levi.

crezell by Alalu June 8, 2021

Cretelas 

to be gay in any situation

I thought that guy liked girls, but when he CRetelas'd the situation I immediately recognized his orientation as gay

Cretelas by nikor December 14, 2008

Mr. Cretzer 

a man who tends to walk up stairs in a funny stride.
a man with an unual looking beard.
a man with a nice heart, but comes across as gay.

Look at that Mr. Cretzer! Hes a laugh!

Mr. Cretzer by Catwoman210 January 30, 2010

chetzel 

chetzel, in the event of hitting puberty, only one testicle drops leaving the other one up there. Symptoms include being a fucking little faggot camping on call of duty modern warfare 2, who's mom's bought the game for them because they are complete vaginal retards. Their voices often crack without warning during testicular ovulation.

Gamer 1:"Dude get off xBox LIVE, you got a fucking chetzel!!!"

chetzel by coloradobum21 February 8, 2010