Monkey Tea

Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.

"What type of tea would you like? Earl Grey, Chamomile?"
"Nah, monkey tea will do fine thanks"

Monkey Tea by NZ Gary January 12, 2010

Monkey Tea Break 

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.

John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.

Monkey Tea Break by edphooey January 12, 2012

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! 

A 2004 Disney cartoon aired on the Jetix block with a name that sounds made up but is completely real

Gets surprising deep and kind of creepy in some episodes

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! Was my favorite show on Jetix

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! by Shuggazoom June 17, 2025

tea money 

when you have no food or money for food and you’re completely broke and sad

where’s my tea money at?

tea money by teamoneylad May 7, 2019

Tea Monkeys 

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

Tea Monkeys by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

Team Monkey 

A group of monkeys working in a team, usually a promo, data and copy

Liz,Nik and M classic team monkey

Team Monkey by Monkey magic land March 27, 2008

money team 

An ambitious team of people who can all relate to getting money. It is the only thing they think about all the time every day and always want more (money hungry). Being apart of success.

I used to always be broke but ever since I started trappin I've been money team like crazy.

money team by Jeffrey Hudson January 30, 2014