criftah

a person who has no friends or is a jizz face. comenly used in villian territory. (:

friend1: hey you're a dick.
friend2: naaah i'll smoke your family you absolute criftah!
friend1: you crossed the line.

criftah by elusive-chance January 11, 2010

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Craftaholic

A person who loves to do many different types of crafting!

I'm a craftaholic!

Craftaholic by CraftyBaz May 17, 2018

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criftah • Craftaholic • Cristah • Crittahole

Cristah

A type pf gurl that can make you laugh. You always wanna be around her. She will have the warmest conversations with you. She will always be there for you, even when she knows you dont want her there. If you get lucky to have a cristah in your life try not to loose her. In the end you will be the one to be lost.

Where is cristah?
Idk lets find her right now!

Cristah by Dearend♡ November 29, 2018

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Crittahole

The deep, dark, damp, and hairy abyss that is a critta’s butthole.

After a long day of catching bullpens Evan’s crittahole was wet and stanky.

Crittahole by Crittakilla12 April 23, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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