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knifedildo

A device in which one end is a large, penis-shaped dildo, while the other end is a 7-inch steel blade.
Girl: "I haven't been able to walk since I used the knifedildo."
Guy: "Which end did you use?!"
knifedildo by Derek Longass February 11, 2010

Insane Kneedick 

The Insane Kneedick is a sex movie between Male and female/male. It is open to all genders as long as a dick is invloved because The Insane Kneedick is done by one of the partners bending on one of their knees and the other is foot up. Like a marriage proposal position. Then you oil up behind the knee and insert the dick and rub it and down to create a dick inside a vagina effect. The benefits to the Insane Knee dick would be first because the semen wouldn't travel up the vagina thus not becoming pregnant and secondly this act can be done between gay couples or couples with a strap on.
mary: wanna go back to mine to try out the insane kneedick?
John: I'd sure love to mary i'll just grab my oil to oil up behind your knees and then i'll get my dick out and stick it in
Insane Kneedick by Insane14Feb March 25, 2017

kniekicker 

A person that uses a humorous way of kicking somebody‘s popliteal cavity from behind.
You are a great kniekicker.
kniekicker by plitzdom July 2, 2023

Knife-dick 

Verb; For use mainly in regards to sports or sporting events where a losing team manages to come from behind and win in an unusually spectacular fashion.
The Lakers were losing terribly in the first half, but knife-dicked their way to win the game in the final minutes of the 4th quarter.
Knife-dick by Paul Michaels November 18, 2010

Knifpicking 

Verb: the act of diminishing perfectly good nosh that a detail has brought by suggesting they should have brought something else…while eating that nosh.
MK: (while eating the chips): “Did you bring in these chips?”
AZ: “Yes. I thought you’d enjoy them.”
MK: (still eating them): “I would if they were cheddar flavored.”
AZ: “Man, you’re just knifpicking.”
Knifpicking by EZ54321 March 31, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026