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Muttontown, NY 

A small village in Long Island, NY about 25 minutes away from NYC with an incredible amount of wealth. Historically home to some of New York's most affluent families, Muttontown is a classic example of a "Gold Coast" enclave. It is now a mixture of old and new money, with some of the douchiest kids on Long Island hailing largely from the latter. With only 1000 households and 920 families, this tight community has an exclusive, elite vibe that and tends to shelter itself from the neighboring middle class towns of Syosset and Jericho. Everyone's mother is actively involved in local village politics, which could honestly have its own Netflix original series. The Muttontown Police Department flaunts Audi R8 squad cars, as their only real purpose is stopping spoiled kids from racing their new turbocharged BMW M5's down 106. Muttontown isn't a bad place to live, just know what you're getting into before taking out a heavy mortgage on that $3 million mansion with a horse farm.
Muttontown, NY, the place to be if you would love expensive divorce settlements, constantly one upping your neighbors, and sending your kids to the University of Michigan.
Muttontown, NY by guru69 January 14, 2015
Related Words

muttonous 

(adj.)- pertaining to mutton chops
Joe: Check out that guy's sideburns!
Bennett: Those chops are straight up muttonous!
muttonous by benny illsman March 29, 2005

muttonhole

Intentionally wearing a shirt that is so tight your body can be seen through the gaps between the button holes
That dude's shirt has some serious muttonhole
muttonhole by Pseudokev July 8, 2022

Muttonbuster

A muttonbuster is a combination of rodeo whiskey (preferably Pendleton) mixed with your childhood favorite root beer (preferably Mug) on ice. Invented by a cowpoke from Oakdale, CA named Mike Brazil. So next time you're throwing back some fine rodeo whiskey and want to mix in some childhood root beer memories then saddle up partner, it's muttonbustin time!
Make me a muttonbuster, its muttonbustin time!
Muttonbuster by JLMB May 23, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026