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slothasaurus 

1. A historic mammal, generally 5'6'' 3/4 usually of Dutch decent, but also found to have genetic roots in the southern parts of America. From the latin, Slothiniusmamasaurius. Prounounced "sloth""A""saurus".

2. Also a term used to describe a person who would rather sit alone in a laundry room and stare at a wall instead of interacting with humans or animals.
1. Eg. The slothasaurus was first discovered on the grounds of Iowa's Dordt College.

2. Eg. Man, Danny was being such a slothasaurus at the barn party last night!
slothasaurus by supercoolkid37 January 1, 2010
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Slutasaurus Rex 

Krista, you are such a Slutasaurus Rex!! Put the dick down and feed yo' baby!

Slutasaurus 

The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.
I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.
Slutasaurus by kellyka December 20, 2007

Slopasaurus 

A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.
Broski: Dude, that girl was such a Slopapotamus last night!

Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!

Slothosauras

a slothosauras is someone who is lazy, and spends a lot of time playing Xbox. a slothosauras is also used to describe someone who is on the computer constantly.
*convo on aim*
paula: hey what's up?
andrew: nothing, just Xbox =D
paula: again?! jeeze you're such a slothosauras
Slothosauras by whattoast! February 24, 2008

Slorasaurus Rex 

The mixture between a slut, a whore, and one with a small brain (dinosaur)
Can you believe she cheated on him she's such a slorasaurus Rex

Sloreasaurus Rex

A a super slut plus a bottom feeding whore with little to no class. Aka a slore of the most epic proportions, and or the most used up bitch from school.
God damn that sloreasaurus rex nailed the whole varsity team!